IT’S ONLY A RUMOUR, BUT ...Twice in the past few weeks rumours have reached this office about Elvis Presley’s army posting. It is said that he may be drafted to the American Camp at Ruislip in Middlesex. Whoever started this story is one jump ahead of Presley, the Army and the American Embassy. We checked. We haven’t heard of it,” said an Embassy spokesman, “but I can’t see any reason why he shouldn’t be posted here.”
If Ruislip does get him, they can prepare for an invasion.
Nearest station, South Ruislip, Central Line. Nearest bus route 158.